Wednesday, October 25, 2006

The Sale That Will Scare Your Pants Off!!

Do not read on if you don't believe in ghosts.

Definitely do not read on if you don't want to save money and don't want to kick major a**!


This is one spooky sale, I kid you not!

First of all, this is just for YOU, and this is why I always say membership has its privileges! Do NOT send this to your friends, and yes, it's OK to be a bit selfish today.

I wasn't going to start this spooky sale until Halloween, but I had to get this out a bit earlier than expected, and you'll discover why soon enough!

My wife is always telling me she thinks our house is haunted. My response is always laughing at her and telling her she's crazy :)

She tells me that when she holds our daughter she catches her staring and laughing but looking elsewhere, as if a Ghost is watching over her.

No kidding, when we bought this house, the lady told us her Mom died in the house!! I didn't get spooked, so no worries. My wife, well, as you can see, it's a different story with her, ha ha!

Last week my wife told me she smelt perfume every time she was in the bedroom, and that it smelt like 'Old Lady' perfume, whatever the heck that means. I think my sense of smell is horrible, so of course, I smell nothing and deny it all.

Well, last night, our bedroom did smell funny! I denied that also, but, it was the truth, so my wife did her investigating and I told her it smelt like it was coming from the bathroom.

And NO, I didn't just use the toilet, it must have been 4 in the morning at this time!

So, today, my wife called the heating company and they told us that our freakin' heater was leaking Carbon Monoxide!

Call me skeptical or what have you, but now with my wife and all this Ghost talk I got freaked out thinking that I pissed off the Ghost in our house and she blasted our heater! So now, I have a nice, FAT bill waiting for me!

I took the space heater from the gym upstairs so we can stay warm and all is well. I gotta make sure our baby girl stays plenty warm!

The problem goes like this though.....

My wife is going to use my overstock of products for the fire place come November 1st! She can be a bit crazy at times, I won't lie, so thing like my Ultimate Underground Strength Kit will get used for kindling of the firewood!

What the heck she plans on doing to my DVD's and CD's is beyond my imagination, but I don't want or need to find out!

So do yourself and me a favor!! Buy as much as you want and take advantage of this Spooky sale!

I have enough craziness on my plate right now so take a look at your crazy savings and the RARE offer I give for those who go all out and snag 'The Ultimate Combat Kit' - Gold Edition!


The Ultimate Underground Strength Kit: Regular Price $ 167
Sale Price $ 127
Save $ 40!

Members of Underground Strength Coach get an EXTRA $ 15 discount which means you can get this a** kickin' kit for only $ 112!USC members will save a whopping $ 55!

So even if you only join The Underground for one month, you still save money! It's actually like getting a free month of USC and a free cup of coffee! SIGN ME UP NOW!!

Go to OR, become a member of The Underground and save an extra $ 15 at


The Ultimate Combat Kit Gold Edition: Regular Price $ 267
Sale Price: $ 227
Save $ 40!

Plus, A SPECIAL BONUS: For the First 5 people who snag The Gold Edition, you will also get a FREE 30 minute Phone Consult with me ($ 97 value)!

I don't mess around when I talk training and mind set so get ready for the most in your face, hard core, no holds barred 30 minute phone consult you've ever had!

Go to and scroll all the way down for The Gold Edition!

**Please note, that only the GOLD Edition is on sale**


Ancient Training Methods DVD - CD
Regular Price $ 37
Sale Price $ 27
Save $ 12

Go to


MMA Experts Manual - Regular Price $ 49
Sale Price $ 37
Save $ 12!

Go to


So, now you can see why I'm so spooked out!

I have a freakin' Ghost in my house breaking sh*t, and I have to pay for this new heating system, plus, I am busier than all heck and plan on giving away five 30 minute phone consults
($ 97 value) to the first five who purchase The Ultimate Combat Kit - Gold Edition!

You know I'm insanely busy with 8 week old baby girl! Regardless, I'm going to make those phone consults worth fifty times more than what you can imagine! The first 5 are going to be the lucky ones!

If you haven't seen EVERYTHING in the The Ultimate Combat Kit - Gold Edition, I highly suggest you check it out because the bonuses (there are 10 freakin' bonuses!!) are valued at over $ 1,000 and there are 16 different products all wrapped into one!

That alone spooks me out!

Go to and snag The Gold Edition Now!

All I can say now is HAPPY FREAKIN' HALLOWEEN!!

Take action now before my wife turns my cluttered office into a neat one thanks to a ghost, a fire place and a house in need of heat!

In strength,


PS - I'm not messin' around here. I want to help you save plenty of cash and I need your help to buy this new heating system and save my overstock from becoming ashes in our fire place!

PPS - The sale prices are NOT listed on the product pages! Remember, this Secret, Spooky sale is just for YOU! Once you click on the purchase button you will see the discounted price!

PPPS - I'm letting the sale go until November 1st, but, if stock runs out early I will send out an e mail and let you know that your time has run out. If you are fast acting I can assure you that your newfound levels of freaky strength will spook your neighbors and all onlookers out of their pants!


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